I love new golfers! I had this super cute, bubbly gal walk into the golf shop today. She was blonde both in hair color and personality. She begins to talk really fast about how this is her first time on a big course (meaning 18 holes) and how she is nervous because she gets tired during her round. So I proceed by telling her to try eating some snacks so she doesn’t crash. She whips out this hot pink backpack filled with crackers, chips, etc… that is filled to the top.  She then was saying that she’s worried that she’s gonna get lost and be left out there at night so she needs a map. I reassured her that I wouldn’t leave her out there, and then stated she shouldn’t have worn black because she’ll be harder to see.  So after I ring her up for her green fees,  I give her a mini tour of the golf course and the facility. She runs to the restroom because she just drank a large green tea (that she said had no alcohol in it she swears LOL) and then returns to the golf shop. She comes back in and says, “First of all…your bathroom is amazing!” Then she goes, “May I ask you a stupid question? Why is there a bookshelf in your bathroom? Do people read while they golf? I mean that would take a really good golfer! Do they lounge in the bathroom after their round?” Let me describe our bathroom…It was last designed in the 50’s so it’s completely light pink – the carpet, the walls, the bathroom stalls. This proceeded with multiple questions about the course, tee boxes, how to keep score but then says she’s not ready to keep score.  It just cracked me up. I’m pretty sure I need her as my new bff!